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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Raised By Wolves’ series 2 promo
They’re back but where is their returned father? Looks okay.

Best Lines:
“If anyone asks, your Nan’s dead.”

“I saw that on a mug.”

‘The Darkness’ trailer
Kevin Bacon and a creepy kid and handprints. Looks DUMB.

Best Lines:
“You’re scaring him!”
“He’s scaring me.”

Gluten free pancakes and bacon - yum.
Maple syrup - okay.
Cherry coke and whiskey - okay.
Cherry lemonade Nerds - yum.
Italian pepperoni - yum.
Watermelon Apple Nerds - okay.
Grape Laffy Taffy - nice.

I will review ‘The Man From UNCLE’ season 2 and ‘The Cold Between’.

I won’t review ‘Masks and Shadows’, ‘Seer’, ’The Fold’ or ‘The Vault of Dreamers’.

Reviews of ‘Red Sparrow, ‘The Cold Embrace’ and ‘Apotheosis’ have been delayed.

‘Marvel’s Most Wanted’ sounds poo.

‘Cruel Intentions’ tv show sounds worse and worse.

Will ‘American Crime Story’ have the Dancing Itos?

Recall ‘The Smurfs’?

‘Moving On’ on BBC1 is a badly acted, bad show.

There will be no review of ‘The 100’ 3x02 ‘Wanheda: Part Two’.

‘Protocol’ (1984) was a crap movie.

‘Futurama’ Quote:
“Hit or miss colon.”

Vincent Bugliosi Quote:
“Belief will have become unchallenged fact.”

Days of Our Lives’ Quote:
“That’s why they invented the ignore key.”

‘Bridget & Eamon’ Quotes:
“She’s asleep in the car downstairs.”

“You’re allowed to say no but I wouldn’t recommend it.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“A reputational disaster.”

“He locked the door of his “man den” on her and banged doors, and that he had broken the latch on the front gate.”

“She bought him a lovely jumper at Christmas time.”

‘Horrible Histories’ Quotes:
“I got plenty of dead mothers.”

“History only remembers I was a catastrophe.”

“Embarrassing really.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Non-breeding women.”

“Self-dramatising lust.”

“The pretentious settee.”

“Unspeakable wife.”

“The Aisle of Shame.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: through patient exposure Dirk realises that Cindy and Holly are slappers. Ste is an intractable ass and everyone tacitly accepts his marriage wrecking lying ways. Jason learns of Holly and Robbie’s shagging (after his wedding), throws his ring in her face, punches out hypnotoad and storms off and storms back in again. Hypnotoad finally recalls his murder attempt but fingers the wrong Butterfield sister. Robbie lies. Hypnotoad is dumb. Tegan justifies her crap. Kim and Lindsey plan to frame Tegan but it goes awry. Jason issues an ultimatum only to have Robbie and Holly rub their smut in his face. Thorpe is a hen-pecked husband. Kim’s arrested and there is no coherence or logic.
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