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Trailers, Quotes and a 2003 Tape Tale

‘Legends of Tomorrow’ 1x06 promo
It’s 2046 and Oliver is still an ass. I feel boredom interspersed with more boredom.

‘The Night Manager’ 1x02 promo
I’ll stick with it.

‘Long Time Dead’ promo
Yeah.

‘Rose Red’ promo
No.

‘Enemy of the State’ (1998) promo
Hell no.

‘The Silence of the Lambs’ (1991) promo
No.

‘Scandal’ promo
No.

‘This Is 40’ promo
“Bank commercial people!”

‘Line of Duty’ promo
No.

Spanish hot chocolate - yum.
Mint Belgian dark chocolate bar - yum.

Paul Daniels is dying, shame.

‘Full House’ (1987 - 1995) was not that good.

So the 5th and 6th ‘Generation V’ novels aren’t going to be published? Boo!

There is a series 2 of 'Raised by Wolves'? And not one ad to be seen?

‘Gentleman Jole and the Red Queen’ Quotes:
“Leathery old bastard that he was.”

“Orthogonal to gender.”

“Some of the more repellent derelicts of time.”

“Anthelmintic.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Laziness and presumption.”

“Walking dejectedly.”

“A harmless embellishment.”

“Incredulous sarcasm.”

“So monotonous and obvious.”

“Slink conscientiously off.”

“Strongly vaginal.”

“Low-slung man-jeans.”

“Magnificently mindless.”

“Ultra-supportive.”

“Safe cupcake amendment.”

“I had a Kale juice that tasted like Shrek’s bathwater.”

“An era modesty forgot.”

“Fauxsterity.”

“Versace is tailoring.”

“So irrational in their rage.”

“Rent-a-mob.”

“I didn’t really know what a secondary picket was.”

“Aware of some negative social media activity.”

“Shared realisation.”

“Casual and unalarmed.”

“Guilt for feeling angry, frustrated and bored.”

“Struggling with the moment-cherishing.”

“These messages are long (I mean, really long).”

“Cocaine-thin.”

“Setting all her clothes on fire in the yard.”

“Not looking at me honourably.”

“Extraordinarily dismissive.”

“Pentarchy.”

“How selfish parenting has got.”

“Has had to beg its parents not to smoke pot outside the school.”

“Children started urinating in the school playground.”

“Doesn’t approve of Twitter drama.”

‘Dickensian’ Quotes:
“Thwarted by an act of kindness.”

“Someone that I met in an ale-house.”

“Yet listen you will.”

“Our destinies are no longer aligned.”

“I will sob at her feet.”

“Please make him go.”

“Get him away from me!”

“What’s done is done.”

“Do the wrong thing with the best intentions.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Do something with me.”

“That’s what it always takes.”

“Find you in the hot tub with your best friend’s boyfriend.”

“With clarity and leadership.”

‘The Times’ Quotes:
“It is a well-recognised fact in the industry that parts of the cashmere trade have been corrupted.”

“Disobliging.”

“Huge numinous concepts.”

“Narrow disapprovals.”

“Faint indecency.”

“Fusty agonising.”

“Infuriating assumptions.”

“Dangerous devil temptress.”

“Cruel disservice.”

“Unfavourability.”

“Weeping weirdoes.”

“Collapsed their identity into being a mother.”

~
Cleared out a tape from 2003. It began with the pilot episode of ‘Maximum Bob’ in which there is an annoying ghost, narration, okay opening credits and Liz Vassey as an annoying inquisitive lawyer. Things happen for little apparent narrative gain. A small town offends against taste. There is joyless writing and petty harassment. There is no darker seam or slyly subversive digs. This was not a deft account of Florida gothic. Bob the mad judge does obsessive moralising whilst trying to rid himself of his wife. The lawyer is an inauthentic shallow character and I did not like this.

Best Lines:
“My feelings of impotence and grief.”

“It all goes back to my folks being first cousins.”

“Sure hope daddy killed that gator good.”

Then came a ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ ep ‘Living Witness’ in which the Voyager crew are recalled as monsters by an alien race in the future. There is dark lighting, greasy hair and bad acting. This reinterpretation has no anarchic momentum. The cold and spiteful Janeway is more or less the same as the real Janeway. This ep has no substantive reason to be. The doctor gets a firestorm of hated but Robert Picardo can’t act so who cares. This was a prolonged awful thing.

Best Line:
“Maybe I can’t keep this up all day.”

Then came a ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Calling’ which was not a pivotal dark chapter.

Then came an ‘Angel’ ep ‘Home’ in which Lilah lurks despite being dead and damned to hell. Wesley forgot his love for Lilah pretty quickly to moon over Fred. TPTB do frantic show retooling. Connor is not cool, clipped or spare just annoying. Wesley tries to do dark but is still intrinsically cowardly and dumb. The show looks chintzier. Cordelia snoozes and Connor is mind-wiped and sent off to join the rugby playing class. This was ostentatiously bad. The increasingly pointless Connor and his trapper chic attire and grubby behaviour tainted this show for too long. Angel taking over Wolfram & Hart was a failed pathetic bid to be innovative and interesting.

Best Line:
“The contract she signed with them extends beyond her death.”
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