epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Movie Review: Iron Man 3 (2013)

Tony Stark faces off with Advanced Idea Mechanics (AIM), Extremis and The Mandarin. Everything is supposed to change but didn’t as proved by ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’. Tony pisses off people in 1999 to the tune of that Blue song. In the present there is yapping, the Iron Patriot, Joan Rivers and more yapping. Tony is in peril from The Mandarin and oddly The Avengers are nowhere to be seen. Tony is a twit with PTSD. Happy and Pepper bore. Killian is the obvious baddie and is exactly like the baddies of the 1st and 2nd films. I don’t care about Tony or his issues. Happy likes ‘Downton Abbey’. Tony annoys, commits B&E, hangs out with an annoying kid and annoys some more. Maya is superfluous. This was ghastly and the tone and content annoys. AIM is morally polluting. Tony continues his hard-living image and life-long aversion to sense. There is a ‘twist’ regarding The Mandarin that makes no sense. Tony babbles about moral psychology and there is exposition and incoherent action. Go away Tony Stark, please.

Best Lines:
“You know who I am; you don’t know where I am.”

“Come on, I threatened a terrorist.”

“Man in a can.”

“Stop stopping.”

“Are you?”

“Find this lunatic.”

“His think tank thinked it up.”

“The second you give evil a face.”

“Subtlety’s kind of had its day.”

“I hate working here, they are so weird.”

“How many in the air?”
“How many can I carry?”
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