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Trailers, Quotes and a 2002 Tape Tale

‘Star Trek: Beyond’ trailer
WTF is this?

Best Line:
“The frontier pushes back.”

‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ trailer
We always knew they would come back. Maybe.

Best Line:
“Bigger than the last one.”

‘Stan Lee’s Lucky Man’ ad
WTF?

‘Don’t Rock The Boat’ ad
No.

‘5 Second Rule’ ad
No.

‘About Schmidt’ (2002) promo
No.

Winter Wellness propolis herbal elixir - not nice.
Ice Cream Snickers - soothing.
Mango & Passion fruit sorbet - not so hot.

Fiat Lux - let there be light.

‘Psych’ Quotes:
“A sad version of ‘The Avengers’.”

“Technically you’re a fraud.”

“A gesture of platonic kindness.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“There is no doubt.”

“We think happiness is some kind of commodity we’re entitled to.”

“Rather puerile.”

“Soigné.”

“Stirring stories of individual integrity.”

“Convey faux-gratitude.”

“Ebullient and outspoken.”

“A conflicted legacy.”

“Posited.”

“Slow and atmospheric, with scarce, longing dialogue.”

“Anecodotalist.”

“Provokes profound reassessments.”

“Perform for positive regard.”

“A face cremated in make-up.”

“A tired, leathery type.”

“Dirtiness and fatigue.”

“Pusillanimous.”

“Mock and embarrass into the bin of history.”

“Po-faced parsimony.”

“Pure and utter treachery.”

“Just visiting the marriage.”

“Liberalistic notion.”

“Sublimely delicate.”

“To breathe pious eco-inanities at us.”

“Antiphon.”

“Carbonivorous.”

“Stupendous moral hoax.”

“Model of thoroughness.”

“Past irregularity.”

“Prison sentences last for less time than prison movies.”

“Ecstatic loyalty.”

“Apocalyptic anxiety.”

“Nothing, it appears, unites community leaders quite like the desire to be seen as united.”

“Reasoned debate.”

“Overloaded with toxic association.”

“Fiscal lunacy.”

“Lear-like ructions.”

‘Six One’ Quotes:
“Loads of randomers.”

“Can you demand it?”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“I don’t want you losing all our scrimpings.”

“That would be terrible.”

“Stupid git.”

“I never heard that noise.”

“Exchange reeds.”

“I’ve been here, I’ve just been quiet.”

“Ruined more productions than flu season.”

“For reasons that elude me.”

“Some sketchy jazz guys.”

“Edison’s witchlights.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“They’ll think we’re creepy and mad.”

“The implications of this felt more ominous than hopeful.”

“The sweet energy of betrayal.”

“Little outro motif.”

“Disturbingly typical.”

“Pointlessness and stupidity.”

“Fearless, provocative, psychological.”

“People’s loneliness can be abused.”

“Slightly awkward meeting.”

“Ruminant.”

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Cleared out a 2002 tape. It began with an ‘Angel’ season 3 ep ‘Benediction’ in which Connor and Holtz are awful. Part demon Cordelia and her bleach burned hair is uncritically dumb. Wesley taunts happiness. Justine acts out. This was not magnificent.

Then there was a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘Witch Way Now?’ in which Paige wears a dress that looks like a giant doily. Paige and Phoebe are awful. The Angel of Destiny shows up. The sisters are spied on by Bruce Campbell. The sisters aren’t genuinely motivated. An ugly CGI snake menaces Cole. This does not advance human potential. The sisters do not notice obvious lies being promulgated. Cole saves Phoebe’s life to no thanks. This was not eye-catching.

Then there was a ‘Queen of Swords’ ep ‘Counterfeit Queen’ in which a fake Queen (Elizabeth Gracen) lurks. People mug frantically for the camera. Negative inferences are made. This has a lack of complication and subtext. It ends with petty triumphs.

Finally there was an ‘Andromeda’ ep ‘Ouroboros’ in which Rev Bem had to leave the show due to the actor becoming violently allergic to his alien makeup. Dylan is tiresomely macho. Kevin Sorbo had the show rebooted and retooled and all the good writers kicked off for making things too complicated. The show needed to focus on the actresses’ wigs and makeup and Dylan. The tracking was way off. Dylan is genuinely irritating. Temporal shockwaves hit. This ep has inherent wrongness as Trance switches places with her gold future self for no clear reason. Dylan is unbearably smug. This deeply uneven and entirely worthless.

Best Line:
“Things are bad.”
Tags: psych, star trek, tape tales, thoughts, trailers
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