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Trailers, Quotes and a 2000 Tape Tale

‘Doctor Who’ Christmas special promo
No.

‘UFO Alarm!’ ad
WTF?

‘8 Mile’ (2002) promo
No.

Lightly sea salted popcorn - okay.
Salted caramel nut mix - odd.
70% dark chocolate from Ecuador with Raspberry - good.
Cherry passion tic tacs - nice.
Italian hot chocolate - divine.
Strawberry/pistachio/chocolate gelato - yum.
Sparking elderflower presse with natural spring water - okay.
Octopus - chewy and tasteless.

When did Space Hoppers come back?

The late Anthony Valentine was the voice of the Fry’s Turkish Delight ad.

The 1992 ‘Single White Female’ is a dire movie.

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Hand over her underwear.”

“He beat me like a goat.”

“Wasn’t speaking figuratively.”

“Ever-rightwing-drifting essayist mode.”

“Rote progressivism.”

“The villain with a sinister vocal quirk.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“That’s what you get free at cheap events.”

“I think it might go ok with KFC.”

“It tastes like nail polish.”

“Looks totally designer,”

“They look nice, but they’re not.”

“Tacky foil wrapper.”

“Shunnable bores.”

“Sexual yodelling.”

“Recalcitrant.”

“The Bounty wasn’t even his first mutiny.”

“Cultural peculiarity.”

“Forever changed the public’s perception of Bligh.”

“Just lost interest in everything.”

“He’s a raging lunatic.”

“Against real life.”

“Satisfactory case.”

“Successfully degraded itself.”

“Motives never pure and unmixed.”

“Unintended consequences.”

“No sharp edge.”

“Irrespective.”

“Reiterated.”

“Robust exchange.”

“Undecided stance.”

“Initially surprised, then slightly weary.”

“Suffered £25,000 worth of damage to their house after a hoverboard exploded in their kitchen.”

“Known and repeat complainer.”

“Factual accuracy.”

“Had to apply to courts to perform basic activities.”

“Wacko-bird.”

“The decline was there for everyone to see.”

“Her mouldy respectability.”

“Liked nothing about her.”

“Half serious threat.”

“Get a sense of proportion.”

“Sees the end of the world in the most trivial of situations.”

“Little tolerance for mockery or dissent.”

“Fabulously lucrative.”

“Seemingly permanent decline.”

“Absolutely clueless about what motivates him.”

“Managed to escape definition.”

“Incredibly misjudged.”

“Solutionism.”

“Express disappointment.”

“Vapid personality.”

“Toxic build-up.”

“Dissenting culture.”

“Oratory.”

“Urbane features.”

“Dashing and suave.”

“Controlled, chilly stillness.”

“Wit and playfulness.”

“Gritty and uncompromising.”

“Bad pastiche of Antonioni-esque ennui.”

“Dramatically inert.”

“Stately-parade of obsolete cigarette brands.”

“Screaming obvioness.”

“Self-centred decision making.”

“Did not want to be “poor”, “ugly” or “old”.”

“Rumination on the inescapable grip of the past.”

“Ludicrousness of their own undertaking.”

“Solipsistic irrelevance.”

“Complex socially conditioned performance that seeks to create inherent-seeming differences.”

“Her generally exuberant vulgarity.”

“Her own questionable taste.”

“Garish pink hooker dolls.”

The Simpsons’ Quote:
“Eat hobo remains!”

‘TV3 News’ Quote:
“Unlock!”

~
Cleared out a 2000 tape. It began with a season 4 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Fear Itself’ in which it’s Halloween. The tracking is way off. Giles is having a boring mid life crisis. Buffy, Xander and Riley bore. The twist centres on distorted information. This is not as funny as it thinks it is.

Best Line:
“Stupid video store!”

Then came a season 1 ‘Angel’ ep ‘I Fall To Pieces’ in which a boring woman has boring issues. Then came a ‘Nash Bridges’ ep ‘Girl Trouble’ in which Cassidy is menaced. This was unedifying,

Finally there was a ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’ ep ‘Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges’ in which Bashir is unimpeachably minded. Section 31 plots something necessitating Bashir’s help. Bashir is all begrudgery and insecurity as he is tenuously attached to a plot on Romulus. This was not textured and was substandard. There are twists in this faux 1970s study. This was dumb and nasty and the big reveal about Ross was seemingly forgotten.

Best Line:
“These are not nice people.”
Tags: buffy the vampire slayer, doctor who, star trek, tape tales, trailers
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