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10 Movie Reviews

MacGyver: Lost Treasure of Atlantis (1994)
This is a miserablilist adventure that is not of deep interest due to TPTB’s meticulous attention to the inessentials. However one memorable quantity is the twist about what the treasure actually is.

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Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001)
There is ugly argot in this dull and dim film.

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Shallow Grave (1994)
Three flatmates (Ewan McGregor, Kerry Fox and Christopher Eccleston) when faced with a moral decision turn into depraved characters who take draconian steps to get money. This was full of appalling harsh violence and self-isolation that is not starkly radical.

Best Line:
"But Juliet, you're a doctor. You kill people every day."

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Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
Has wrongfully attained status.

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Along Came A Spider (2001)
An ill-advised mess that is comically inept and hardly nuanced. It also has no stately pace.

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Speed (1994)
Constructs violence and tragedy as entertainment.

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Face/Off (1997)
OTT in every way.

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The Temp (1993)
A temp uses sinister deception and psycho jousting to become a top biscuit exec. This was affirmatively silly.

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Crocodile Dundee (1986)
A loud bogan type falls for an America with bad hair who teaches him what a bidet is. This was not muted or restrained.

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The Opposite Of Sex (1998)
Christina Ricci plays a horrible awful teen who is indifferent to disapproval and morally superior world views. This was okay.
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