‘Arrow/Flash’ crossover
Vandal Savage is not doing it for me plus he looks like Gary Oldman in ‘Dracula’. Will Cisco enunciate!
‘Legends of Tomorrow’ promo
Opens in 2166, when Vandal Savage has conquered the world. Rip Hunter annoys. Bad dialogue, silly seat belts and time travel,
Best Lines:
“I have seen men of steel die and dark knights fall.”
“People actually wore this crap?”
‘Central Intelligence’ trailer
Johnson looks old and this looks terrible.
‘Gangs of New York’ (2000) promo
Nope.
‘The Mask of Zorro’ (1998) promo
Nope.
‘Breakdown’ (1997) promo
No.
‘Zoolander’ (2001) promo
Not a serious, clever comedy.
Sweet & salty popcorn - okay.
Mint chocolate - yum.
Gluten free macaroons - NASTY.
Cherry & cola tic tacs - good.
Dear houseguests: you are the things that will not leave. The dishwasher is fixed, no thanks to you.
Remember ‘Lou Grant’?
I will review ‘The Fold’, ‘The Vault of Dreamers’, ‘Masks and Shadows’, ‘Live by the Code’, ‘Seer’ and ‘The Mammoth Book of Cthulhu’.
‘We Will All Go Down Together’ Quote:
“Dead of nothing an autopsy could confirm (or deny).”
‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“You can’t cut the devil out of you.”
“Can clearly do profound.”
“You can’t agree to this, you won’t be able to turn back from this, you won’t recover.”
“Virtually supine.”
“Unspeakably dull.”
“Thin gruel.”
“Delivered blankly, unquestioningly.”
“Cannot really be bothered to look properly frightened.”
“Hideous other world.”
“Sheer weirdness.”
“A flimsy, tokenistic character.”
“The Rat Pack was a fleeting moment of stage magic dragged out into parody.”
“The need for nudging, winking subversion passed.”
“Tried a Nehru jacket and beads.”
“His failure to find, or even seek, gainful employment.”
“Proud, obstinate little body.”
“Enormous poser’s coats.”
“Feel no warmth, no connection, no real emotion - not even the pang of friendliness.”
“I feel unclean speaking to you.”
“He is just toxic.”
“Shag pad.”
“Angry, frightening, unpleasantly litigious, he is a classic cry-bully.”
“Doesn’t seem to be able to fight one without suing someone or reporting them to the police.”
“With typical petulance.”
“A list of portentous demands.”
“Economical with the actualite.”
“Indefatigability.”
“Deeply confusing.”
“Grand opus of hatred.”
“Good character, decent behaviour and a fulfilling life.”
“Not to pass judgement.”
“Ethics and morality.”
“A furious row.”
“A 950ft-deep sinkhole with its own ecosystem.”
“A dreadful situation.”
“Iniquitous and painfully damaging.”
“Most egregious instances.”
“Terrible consequences.”
“Glaringly obvious.”
“Disbelieving and incredulous way.”
“The depth of the awfulness.”
“Maliciously motivated.”
“Distressed mental state.”
“Obsessive interest.”
“Emotional health.”
“Toxic fallout.”
“Excessive, gluttonous interest.”
“Doesn’t have hidden depths or slow reveals.”
“Losing his marriage, job and dignity.”
‘Sunday Independent’ Quotes:
“A lot of elderly, lonely people drinking sherry.”
“Unrepentant.”
“Grubbing existence.”
“Incorrigible.”
“Unsavoury and insipid.”
“Wilful ignorance.”
“Erotic contentment.”
“It’ll be dog-rough here.”
‘Welcome to the Punch’ Quote:
“Look like a bag of smashed crabs.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“The money I usually give to con-artists and preachers.”
“Follow those yokels!”
“Save your hissing for the frying pan.”
“You got fingernails to chew on. Who knows what’s under them.”
“Put out the fancy possum china.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Hells Angels and hookers.”
“Weird people be around you.”
“You are banned from your home.”
“Innocent party in an evil trap.”