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The Flash 2x06 + Arrow 4x06 Reviewed

Enter Zoom
Does Barry never go to work? Dr Light’s purple lipstick holds up well. Why does Barry want to fight Zoom? Will Joe piss off? Joe, Cisco and Snow don’t trust Harry. There is a flashback to Harry and his annoying daughter Jesse Quick. Who is Jesse’s mother? On Earth Two, the Hood is Robert Queen.

Joe won’t trust or listen to Patty and is venal and unresponsive. Iris is smug. Cisco is stupid. Dr Light escapes. Cisco is a moron. Joe is a terrible person and a terrible cop. Linda fakes being Dr Light via bad dialogue. Barry reveals himself to Linda. Joe lies, Cisco sticks his nose in and Henry is still AWOL. Zoom shows up. There is a fight and gloating. Joe is truly awful. How are the gang going to cover up for Barry now? This was good but where is Gideon?

Best Lines:
“Get ready to fry.”

“You can’t stop Zoom.”

“Sergeant Slow.”

“Work voice.”

“I trust you.”
“Not enough.”

“Shoot that thing now!”

“Freefall fight.”

“Zoom cannot be human.”
“He is, or was.”

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Lost Souls
Ray was shrunk like Ant-Man 6 months ago. Felicity is totally dedicated to being annoying. Curtis is an unfocused character. There are more stupid flashbacks in which Oliver is scabrous and the island is magic.

Sara is alive, again. Sara is essentially tragic in origin and destiny. Oliver robustly dismisses Ray being alive. What is a tater tot? What is ultimate theory? Felicity whines about her kind loving mother. She does not financially help out her mother. Who washed the corpse juice out of White Canary’s outfit? Thea, Oliver, Diggle and the Canaries steal a quantum manifold from Kord Industries. Theft and felony menacing? No problem!

Damien has Ray. Oddly Ray does not seem to need to eat or poop. He is kept in a box on Damien’s desk. It’s like Tabitha King’s book ’Small World’. Oliver is infuriatingly smug. Damien disses Lance as part of his irresistible ambiguity or something. I don’t care about thankless Felicity and feckless Oliver’s deliberate non-meaningful life and their collective ecstasy and cosy territory.

This ep was not unexpectedly un-impressive. Bring back Tommy and his stoicism. This season has been haphazard. Sara and Laurel do not talk about the Black Canary situation. Oliver gets punched in the head. There is a stupid plan and Ray is saved and his smug informality annoys. Donna and Lance hook up, at a bar.

Best Lines:
“He gave you a piece of bling.”

“Same level of delusion.”

“Why did she choose me?”

“The relevance escapes me.”

“We’re not dead.”

“Not bored by it.”

“HIVE.”
“Like Spectre?”
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