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‘Victor Frankenstein’ TV spot
Nope, this looks mind-numbingly trivial.

Best Line:
“After our own image!”

‘The Flash’ 2x08 promo
Hawkgirl, Vandal Savage and a crossover. Mmm.

‘Quantico’ 1x09 promo

‘The Flash’ Gorilla City clip

‘The Box Of Delights’ opening credits

‘Now You See Me 2’ teaser trailer

‘Agent Carter’ season 2 promo
No just NO.

Lemon choc - okay.

Strawberry chapstick is nice.

The storm ripped down our birdbox and sent it flying.

Dear houseguests: you are money grubbing, won’t eat the food provided for you, won’t empty the bin and won’t help unclog the dishwasher.

Anyone recall Bill Bixby’s 1973 show ‘The Magician’?

The 1993 ‘The Untouchables’ is finally getting a DVD?

‘Days Of Our Lives’ Quote:
“We’ll settle our debts with the lot of you.”

‘Charmed’ Quotes:
“Look what he wrought.”

“A demon that drives a Porsche? That’s different.”

‘The Times’ Quotes:
“Some hierarchy of horror.”

“The cult of victimhood.”


“Dirty country gent.”

“Thrown out for showing a lack of interest.”

“Sympathetic listeners.”

“He essentially had a black wastepaper basket on his head and sounded like he was talking down a snorkel.”

“A massive sentient 60s beehive - like someone put a face in the middle of the Ronettes’ hair, then gave it a gun.”

“Leather and dirty charm.”

“Futuristic awe.”

“A bit of strangling.”

“The only one capable of a range of emotions.”

“Voicing bitter criticism.”

“An unfamiliar world and yet you want to see it expand and to see where it went.”

“Renders the protagonists onscreen awestruck.”

“A wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?”

“Did the rubble burn down?”

‘Awkward’ Quotes:
“Lowlifes that infest this wretched school.”

“Goodbye all you losers.”


“This wretched campus.”

“F! F! F! F! F!”

“She’s oddly wise.”

The Sudden Departure of the Frasers’ Quotes:
“Who rang a doorbell like that at eight o’clock in the morning?”

“Those farmers’ wives’ haircuts.”

“Free-breeding underclass.”

“Feel morally inferior.”

“He was the neighbourhood pariah, disreputable and disliked.”

“Received poisonous notes from unnamed enemies.”

“A romantic skirmish that had caused the closing of ranks and reprisals that included fists flying and people yelling at windows.”

“Of course Amber Fraser would have a signature gift that you could only get at Liberty.”

‘CSI’ Quotes:
“Deathstalkers are highly aggressive.”

“Cactus Ridge Lane.”

“Stalker photos.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Pete is exposed but lies. Myra and Reenie don’t react in a classy and mannerly tone. Porsche and Cleo truth-tell, no one listens. Where is Lockie? Reenie acts volubly. Jack, Darren and Nancy are feckless. Pete and Reenie are essentially awful. Fake Lisa wants Jade safe, Mrs Loveday rejects Jade. Cleo calls Porsche a slag and has cultural ignorance and a total disregard for the consequences of such behaviour. Nana stands idly by. Where is Mercedes? Myra kicks her toyboy Diego to the curb. Pete and his moral dodginess is cheerily unrepentant. John-Paul finally sees sense and calls Pete “poison”. What happened to the Savage’s houseboat?

Hardfaced Reenie is laidback and unaffected and ridiculously unjust and not even faintly apologetic. Cleo demurs from sense. Celine stands idly by doing drugs. Myra urges sense. Where is Frankie? Nancy mentions Newt. Myra and Reenie see Pete for what he is at last. Theresa and John-Paul have to quiz Matthew and Kathleen-Angel about their experiences with Pete.

Cleo is stupid and bleats about her love for Pete. As for Pete? He runs off with Jade. Porsche rants at Reenie. There is no unbounded emotion just long tirades. No-one apologies to Porsche. Reenie does emotional and psychological unravelling. Where is Lockie the man slag? Cleo continues her repudiation of sense. Celine is in hospital. Darren is vile. Someone runs over Pete. Was it Darren or Reenie?

Best Lines:
“You horrible little cow!”

“You selfish old alkie!”

“You blind stupid bitch!”

“I don’t want a cuckoo in the nest thank you very much.”

“Homewrecking liar.”

“I’m a decent normal hardworking guy.”

“I’m not the countess of Chester!”

“All secrets should be shared.”

“I’m a useless mum.”
“Yeah, you are.”

“And I let him!”

On ‘Neighbours’: Imogen accuses Aaron of staring the fire. What happened to Toadie’s money issues? Amber is lubricious. Brad and Lauren don’t calmly asses their crap and act in a not altogether pleasant spirit. Josh needs a beating. Brad tries to re-establish closeness with Terse. Aaron and his bad acting is stupid. Josh is fundamentally an idiot. Brad tries to behave in a refreshingly non-awful way. Aaron doesn’t care about the devastating impact of his actions, irreverent twit.

Best Lines:
“A legal and financial nightmare.”

“Uptight and aggro.”
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