‘Sinister 2’ trailer
Why does an evil god need a Super 8 camera?
‘Pressure’ trailer
Interesting.
‘Scream Queens’ 1x03 promo
Mmmm.
‘Scream Queens’ 1x04 promo
No.
‘Barb Wire’ (1996) promo
Camp.
‘Troy’ (2004) promo
Dramatic.
‘Monster House’ (2006) promo
No.
‘Unbreakable’ (2000) promo
No.
‘Vanilla Sky’ (2001) promo
No.
‘The Break-Up’ (2006) promo
No.
‘Runaway Bride’ (1999) promo
Hell no.
‘Out Of Sight’ (1998) promo
Nope.
Noir Guanaja 70% cacao - good.
Sabe Dios - God knoweth.
Cor Rotto - broken heart.
RIP Gunnar Hansen.
I may review ‘The Inbetweeners 2’.
There is going to be a musical based on the ‘Jackie’ comic?
Jon Snow’s dad was a bishop?
Dear houseguests: you are thankless, dirty, rude, incapable of doing anything, selfish and lazy. LEAVE!
‘The Bog’ Quote:
“Had a look of waste and ruin about it.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You beat down the door.”
“Hope you die in a car accident.”
“Don’t even shake your head.”
“This is the respect I get?”
“Her opinions are retarded.”
“Destructive violent behaviour.”
‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“I’ve often broken down in front of Dad, once wailing that I wasn’t his only daughter anymore.”
“How the circumstances of some people’s deaths can sometimes present a very misleading picture of their actual lives.”
“Contrived accident.”
“A sex room designed for multiple anonymous encounters and littered with drugs and bondage gear.”
“Nymphomaniacal revelations.”
“Only encouraged her spongers.”
“Obsessing over unburnt matchsticks.”
“It was a different era when teenagers barely had a voice.”
“They had no televisions in their rooms, no internet, no mobiles. Their phone was probably in the hall and they had to ask permission to use it.”
“An audible gasp.”
“Ideologically motivation.”
“A bastion of Leftism.”
“A particularly lurid lime green combination of socks and tie.”
“Symbolic of the current madness.”
“A suitably measured and proportionate response.”
“Locked in a dispute.”
“Trigger ballot.”
“A dog that could not even fetch a ball.”
“Whose family once ruled half the world.”
“Whose own father really was an under-chauffer.”
“Whose family despised him.”
“Offending prudery.”
“Howl of fury.”
“After taking two sips, I heaved.”
“Beach-leaping teen.”
“THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“I will mess you up.”
“I’d kill for okay.”
“This marriage is rotting with the stench of death.”
“Reeking like a trash can in a dog park.”
“Followed by more time apart.”
“A lonely guy with a bag full of drugs.”
“Candles? Clean sheets? Did I pass out at Urban Outfitters?”
“You’re supposed to fight me on that!”
“One of those beers you enjoy un-ironically.”
“Before we go pony shopping.”
“Don’t get drunk in Brooklyn.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“An unattractive nuisance and burden.”
“A pansexual biker gang.”
“Gurning excess.”
“Horny, gang fighting street trash.”
“Groupie-servicing.”
“Set fire to everything.”
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On Neighbours’: Terese has been badly burnt after Brad left her to die. Lauren is a smug bitch. Amber has her baby. People act in ways unbecoming to their dignity. Terese is in misery at the double abandonment. Josh makes meaningless promises. Lauren does nothing to gratify and deserves scorn and ill-will. Daniel is an inimical jerk. Where is Brad as his wife recovers from burns and his grandchild is born? Nowhere to be found.
Best Lines:
“You choose her!”
“What Brad did.”
“Brad did what he did.”
“You’re not some loser!”