Julia’s betrayal was forgiven very quickly in 1x10 ‘Redemption’. Riley wants starchild Uly. The opening credits are nice. The actress who played True died. Morgan has 90s hair. Zero the robot bores. Uly is a twit. The Terrians look like men in suits. Julia thinks Uly is spoiled and experiments with his DNA while acting in an obviously suspicious fashion. Julia is treated with disgust and distain when her nefarious ways are exposed.
Alonzo has Joey hair and acts entitled, badly. Julia acts crazy and obstructive. Morgan has indignation about Julia being a Council spy, he thought she fancied him. Julia babbles madly and attacks Morgan. Devon has fabricated concern. Julia’s indiscreet behaviour and compliance gets her abandoned by the complacent liberals. The scene of Julia walking up alone in the woods on G889 was a shock. Where did she get her eyeliner? Yes she’s a spy but she’s the only doctor for 22 light years.
“A product of the Council.”
“Humanity needs a new home Heller and you are living there.”
“I’m a patriot to the Council.”
“Usual resistance to space station protocol.”
“There seems to be a needle mark in Uly’s back.”
“They’re gonna come here and they’re gonna settle this place.”
“She tried to kill you.”
“It was everyone’s decision.”
Robert dresses like a frumpy Tory. There are flashbacks to Henry Jekyll, Edward Hyde and Gabriel. There are various screaming shrew women. Who is Lily? There is an Invisible Man mention. Richard E Grant runs MI0 which fights supernatural threats. A tweed suit is sported. Robert gobbles pills and there is drool and screaming. MI0 is opposed by Tenebrae who are bad. Robert becomes Hyde and goes to a nightclub. He doesn’t look like a monster. This was terrible in every way.
“The clinic fell down on his head on his first day of work.”
“The world away from him.”
“This calls for a letter.”
“What family estate?”
“They never lie.”
“This is a big boy’s game.”
“Has a reputation.”
“I’m not at all.”
“Are you insane?”
“Nobody’s nightmares come true.”
“Bloody old woman.”
“Because he’s a monster.”
“Chewing the furniture sir.”
May’s ex shows up. Daisy annoys. May hangs out with her father. Fitz thinks he’s tough. Mockingbird doesn’t even have twee charm. This ep is all sludgy aesthetics and SHIELD setting themselves up as moral arbiters. It seems abjectly false hope that season 3 will be good. Ward fights people. There is a Secret Warriors mention. SHIELD violates UK airspace. May is violent. Hunter is murderous. May doesn’t think her father’s accident was an accident. The monolith does crap.
Where is SWORD? Daisy faints. Coulson really wants to do her. Ward menaces a Hydra scion. Fitz rescues Simmons. The monolith blows up or something. Why is Fitz still employed? Simmons still has nice teeth and now she will expected to iron Fitz’s ball stranglers in gratitude for him saving her. Nobody has morals and someone needs to knock Coulson’s teeth out.
“How often does it do that?”
“You know all those words just said.”
“Struck me as odd.”
“Like punching a waterfall.”
“Stay in line old man.”
“What exactly is Daisy?”
“A little less hair gel.”
“Socially incompetent men.”
“You think four inch heels are comfortable?
“I would mind, very much.”
“Waterfalls is my jam!”
“Give the baby some mojito to quiet it down!”
“That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit out of the carpet.”
“Smells like hot dog water.”
“Stop fake crying.”
“Dating garbage people.”
“Thank you coffee donkey.”
“Hitting golf balls at hippies.”