‘They Look Like People’ teaser trailer Mumblecore horror about paranoia, back shaving and fly buzzing. ‘The Walking Dead’ season 6 promo No. ‘The Soloist’ (2009) promo No. ‘You, Me and The Apocalypse’ 1x03 promo No. ‘Sew Cool/Knit Cool/Sweetcare Spa’ ads I despair, I really do. Gluten free apple crumble - yum. Gluten free mature cheddar chilli thins - okayish. Light Philadelphia - mmm. Chilli & Lime hummus - nice. Chocolate M&Ms - okay. I won’t review ‘Nightfall’, ’Atonement’, ’Dynasty’, ’Battle Mage’, ’Buffy The Vampire Slayer ’ issue 10x19, ’ Angel & Faith’ Issue 10x19 or ‘ Once Upon A Time’ 4x18 ‘ Heart of Gold ’ or 4x19 ‘ Sympathy for DeVil’. I will review ‘Carry On’ and ‘The Leftovers ’ season 1. Dear houseguests: You barge in the door without knocking, claim to have a present for me but don’t, fail to say thank you for anything and shove food in your gob. You also lounge in bed all day, fake bronchitis and eat and offer no thanks. The 1997 ‘ The Shining ’ miniseries was not good. ‘Sky News’ Quotes: “Home protection weapon.” “Lockdown drills.” “The regulation tracksuit.” “Nothing to envy in the world.” “Are old enough to remember all three leaders of the Kim dynasty.” “Emotive phrase.” “Cue maniac clapping.” ‘The Guardian’ Quotes: “People might have saved themselves if they weren’t so spineless.” “No-platformed by the University of Manchester’s student union.” “Seen as threatening.” “Fake binaries, performativity.” “Must be able to talk. No one has to listen,” “Spending school holidays trying to lure father out from behind his Daily Telegraph.” “Mutoid stalks.” “Strong sense of the past.” “Ready for their big reveal scene.” “You can’t trust victims.” “Heightened atmosphere.” “An indicator species.” “Cock trout fighting each other for the right to fertilise.” “A relentless application.” “A malign nostalgia.” ‘The Simpsons’ Quote: “I missed you during my uneventful absence.” ‘Dr Phil’ Quotes: “Spending his money on her addictive lifestyle.” “Life somewhere else. Without him.” “A quick-claim deed.” “Co-morbid situation.” “Might want to not do that anymore.” “The kava bar.” “You haven’t helped her.” “Everything is his.” “Found it in the front yard.” ‘The Irish Times’ Quotes: “There is a natural psychological reaction to believe what you want to believe and ignore more realistic and less laudatory comments.” “Rather poor.” “Leave no discernable impression whatsoever.” “Passports under lock and key.” “Lack of selflessness.” “A decent man forbidden from behaving decently.” Endlessly well dressed.” “Neither side understood what it was fighting for. The conflict had become its own cause.” “Even further disconnected.” “Moral outrage.” “Needs to be played by Josh Brolin.” “Creative ambiguity.” “Properly appalled.” “Torpor.” “Emergency puke or ride bag.” “Tan wipes so you don’t look like the ginger one from Girls Aloud.” “Her thigh tattoo.” “Lacked motivation to complete necessary tasks.” “Struggles with boundaries. The respect isn’t there.” “Have any validity.” “If I had come across them. I probably wouldn‘t be speaking to you now.” ‘Why would I be in a field with a cow?” “Discursive construct.” “Grindingly predictable narrative.” “Atlanticist.” “Vindictive protectiveness.” “Reoccurring difficulty.” ‘A League Of Their Own ’ Quotes: Colonel pain.” “All fart, no poo. ” ‘Dark Secrets Of The Lusitania’ Quote: “Zone of war .” ‘FTWeekend’ Quotes: “Daydream for the dissatisfied.” “Looking beautiful and blank.” “Appear from nowhere to befuddle hapless men.” “Reductive formula.” “More like a collection of apps.” “Disparage the internet.” “Dutiful men trapped in relationships with manipulative women.” “The work of a nasty personage.” “Excellent moral understanding.” “Destined to be enjoyed equally on long-haul flights and by cultural theorists.” “There was no cultural dialogue any more.” “Core concept anchors.” “Mouth heat.” ‘American Gothic ’ Quotes: “My faithful sidekick.” “What should I wish for daddy?” “Salvation.” ~ On ‘ Neighbours’ : Amber thinks Paige should dump Brennan and hook up with Tyler - vastly inappropriate. Imogen and Daniel clash. ~ On ’ Hollyoaks’ : Pete pervs over Jade. Sienna does not die. Cleo is jealous of Jade. When is rage monster Porsche leaving? Talk about a waste. Theresa is shameless. Nico and her ill will makes things worse with Ben. You can’t believe TPTB are making the show’s 20th anniversary all about hypnotoad and his artfully mussed hair. Quality is not manifestly evident. Sienna tries to protect her insane child. Ben isn’t and then is an emotional companion for Sienna and her red eyes. Sienna is in a horrible unending anxiety spiral. Ben’s thick. Is Maxine baking bread in her onesie? Sienna’s nail polish and Nico’s lipstick aren’t bothered by the fire. Nico is not misunderstood, she’s a thundering loony. Patrick was going to be Nico’s father not Dodger. Patrick lies to Ben. Sadie lurks like a stale fart. Where will the new family live? Maxine tries to clean up the incinerated sofa with a dustpan and brush. Patrick cant’ beat up Maxine any more because he can’t. Ben proposes to Sienna - oh this will end in fire. Cleo pines for Pete. Best Lines: “He had more women than Russell Brand.” “I never wanted to leave you.” “But you should.” “I need you” I love you!” “I don’t blame myself.” “This is our family. Right here.” “It’s not her kidney, it’s her.” “Stay out of care or jail.” “Handle all my essentials.”