The Day of The Jackal (1973)
Ignore the heinous remake. Edward Fox is the Jackal - how can he be stopped? This is okay.
Sean Connery and Honor Blackman star. A hat is thrown, an ejector seat is utilised, a woman is painted gold, Bond has it off with Pussy Galore and Fort Knox is robbed in this dull film.
“Just how personal is that?”
“Like a blow torch through butter.”
The Go-Between (1971)
Dull Julie Christie/Alan Bates drama about a fling between quality and a tongue-tied lump of imposing gristle which ends badly.
Red Heat (1988)
The Fog (1980)
The Princess Diaries (2001)
The African Queen (1951)
The Break-Up (2006)
Shut up Vince Vaughn.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Epic apart from Russell Crowe’s bleach job.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
Not as good as the slight original.
Just Married (2003)
Marry Ashton Kutcher with haste and repent at haste. Okay.
Cannonball Run II (1984)
Burt Reynolds coasts.
National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)