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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Doctor Who’ 9x02 promo
Is this in black and white?

‘Miss You Already’ TV spot
It’s basically a ‘Beaches’ remake isn’t it?

Best Line:
“It’s aggressive, like you.”

‘Vikings’ promo
Linus Roache?!?!

‘A Tale Of Love and Darkness’ promo
Nope.

‘Hollyoaks’ This Autumn promo
Cindy is onto the murderer Peri can’t be a mother, there is a fire and Patrick plots.

Wispa - nah.
Spiced Winter Red Tea - nice.

Patchouli earth soap smells okay.

I am reading ‘The City Stained Red’.

RIP Jackie Collins.

There will be a TV show based on ‘The Mist’? As long as Thomas Jane isn’t in it.

Jennifer Lien who was fired from ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ long ago has become a trainwreck. Shame.

Clara is leaving ‘Doctor Who’! Yes! She is dreadful.

I won’t review ‘Once Upon A Time’ 4x12 ‘Heroes and Villains’ or 4x13 ‘Darkness on the Edge of Town’. Neither will I review ‘The Last Ship’ 2x12 ‘Cry Havoc’.

‘Doctor Who’ Quotes:
“I intended to accuse.”

“Why have I ever let you live?”

“Since the Cloister Wars.”

“Some baby leakage on his jacket.”

“A friendship older than your civilisation.”

‘Once Upon A Time’ Quotes:
“I don’t bow down to fish!”

“What you do is complain.”

“I care about me.”

“The end of our misery.”

“No one calls me that here.”

‘Irish Examiner’ Quotes:
“Predatory art speculators.”

“Drunk people throwing bottles at your head.”

“A study in surly rudeness.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Effective combating force.”

“Revivify.”

“Will never, ever be heard.”

“Would follow U2 around Dublin intent on beating them up.”

“I knew which bus stop one of them got off at on his way home from town. I waited for him. It ended after that.”

“We cocoon ourselves within our houses.”

“No little craftiness.”

“Carried off with some efficiency.”

“That bloke is the person Robert Wagner used to play.”

“Played an unpromising hand.”

“An emotional pall.”

“Too hilariously useless.”

“You’re arthouse hard.”

“Angry, intolerant and pompous.”

“A kind of stubborn grace.”

“Damply sleazy.”

“An impossible conceit.”

“Trenchant hostility.”

‘Marvel’s Avengers Assemble’ Quotes:
“We’re calling it that?”

“Hit it a lot.”

“Less talking and more fighting.”

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On ’Hollyoaks’: Hypnotoad calls Joe a doormat in yet another display of disparagement. Kim plots to break up Lindsey and hypnotoad but Lindsey is on to psycho Kim. Hypnotoad hits on Mercedes. Psycho fake Lisa lies. Jade moves in with Jack. Sinead finds out about Ste and Harry and storms out the door and that is her hastily contrived exit. Poor Sinead vanishes from the soap in hooker wear along with her baby in a jury rigged departure. Ste cries and gets violent with Harry. Once again overlooking the fact he is married to John Paul.

After Sinead’s undignified exit, she and baby Hannah vanish from Chester. Sinead is gone from the opening credits. Ste and Harry lie to Diane and claim Sinead ran off with a man. Nobody wonders how she is, where she is or what she is doing for money. Ste cries about losing his family ignoring how his adultery and violence ruined previous families he had with Amy, Doug and John-Paul. Lockie won’t stop cheating on Porsche and fails to see why it’s a problem. Kim exposes hypnotoad and Mercedes’ latest hookup. Reenie is upset when Derek moves in. Ste blames Harry for losing his family - ignoring the fact that he is the one who keeps wrecking them. Ste is lazy and pathetic. Where is the former hooker with no qualifications, job or money and her child?

Best Lines:
“Gin and shame!”

“Don’t you call my little Hannah a mistake!”

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Cleared out a 2005 tape. It began with an ‘I-Man’ ep ‘Money for Nothing part 1’ in which Darien is depressed, the Keep is stupid and this looks low budget. The Agency needs money and Darien is treated like a servant and goes insane, again. This was terrible.

Then came the ’Pilot’ ep of ‘Dead Like Me’ in which George sulks and drawls. A lot of plot set up in this ep was dropped for the actual show. George is a loser and also orange. She is killed by a toilet seat from the Mir space station. Then she is recruited as a grim reaper. Cue whining. This bored.

Best Lines:
“Hates the word moist. She thinks it’s pornographic.”

“You will move out of this house.”

“Those are the last words my mother will ever say to me...boy is she going to be sorry.”

Then came another ‘I-Man’ ep ‘Money For Nothing part 2’ in which Darien wears a black poloneck and sunglasses and acts cray-cray. Hobbes is useless. There is bad acting. Darien’s eyes go silver. There are bad SFX. Darien menaces people and his idiot arch-nemesis shows up to annoy. There are ridiculous contrivances to hide the fact Darien isn’t wearing his SFX contact lenses. This sucked. Then finally there was a season 4 ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Bound’ in which Clark treats Lex badly some more.
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