‘The Walk’ TV spot
Menthol extra strong mints - good.
‘The Last Ship’ has been renewed. How?
I may review ‘Silent House’.
I won't review ‘Asking For It’.
‘Dr Phil’ Quote:
“Embrace some conclusion or belief.”
“An emotional underpinning.”
“Those things bother you.”
“Brass knuckles and his knives.”
“Believes we did something wrong.”
“We didn’t do anything wrong.”
“You should do that.”
“Is that incontinent for you?”
“Set them free with information.”
“Don’t get irritated.”
“The Facebook stuff.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Be attended by unsuitables from a distance.”
“Out with paganism.”
‘Sky News’ Quote:
Brad only cares about Lauren and is constantly going to her to hook up. Paul dobbed Brad in to Terese. Brad rejects his wife and she has a lawn tantrum. Brad is stupid. Lauren admits she was after Brad from day 1. Terese throws jam and shoves Lauren into the pool. Brad still won’t apologise. Brad cares more for simpering Lauren then his wife. Brad lies and refuses to comfort his wife. Lauren ignores how she betrayed and lied to her dead husband and planned this all along. Why does anyone want Brad? Lauren tells Brad to pick her. Where is Brad and Terese’s third child? Terese throws Brad out. Amber accuses her mother of never loving Matt.
“Another toxic secret.”
“There was no affair!”
“How convenient for you both.”
“You wanted this all along.”
“I haven’t always put you first.”
“Alternate life that was lost to me.”
Lindsey learns her job application form never made it. Lindsey and her Croydon facelift ponytail sulks. Fake Lisa is stupid. Wayne can’t act. Zack breaks his leg and there goes his football career. Fat Lindsey whines. Ste and his sweaty tracksuit lurks. Ste shagged George and then attacked him in the street - does anyone recall? Mercedes and Locke shag and she has no shame. Cameron is still in the opening credits. Diane is still sick. Lockie can’t control his wang. Ste wants Harry and no one seems to recall that Ste is married to John-Paul. Joe buys booze for the pregnant Mercedes. Where is Esther? Sinead breaks out her old hooker gear and whips up a curry. Wayne gets a battering. Lisa is a fake and is not Lisa. Real Lisa is still out there. It’s like ‘Brat Farrar’.
“Kerb crawling? KERB CRAWLING?!?”
“I didn’t do nothing is NOT AN EXPLANATION!”
“Lisa’s a hooker!”