epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

4 Movie Reviews

Black Eagle (1988)
Utterly awful action film that has a young cute Jean-Claude Van Damme as an evil Soviet spy who does the splits, rarely speaks and a fights a glint-eyed manipulator who is an improbable irritant.

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Naff and hammy.

Best Line:
“The empire will strike back.”

Staying Alive (1983)
A failed embarrassing sequel to ‘Saturday Night Fever’.

Deadly Pursuit (1988)
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