‘Awaiting’ (2015) trailer
This UK horror has weirdoes, violence, blood and gurning. It looks ridiculous.
“I know you’re up to something.”
“Why are you mad at me?”
“Ungrateful and rude.”
‘Insignificance’ (1985) promo
‘Whore’ (1991) promo
‘The Cassandra Crossing’ (1976) promo
‘Devious Maids’ season 3 promo
‘Everest’ TV spot
Didn’t ‘Vertical Limit’ do this already?
‘War Room’ promo
A comedy set in a 1960s boarding school. This has sex jokes and a bad trailer and it was a not so good film.
‘Susan’s Plan’ trailer
Awful people plan a murder. This was a bad terrible trailer and a hideously awful movie.
“Get away from me or I’ll hurt you.”
‘Angel’s Dance’ trailer
Two hitmen chase a nutter who chases them back. Kyle Chandler and Sheryl Lee star. Okay trailer but a dumb movie.
Mint M&Ms - okay.
Strawberry yogurt - not as good as the passion fruit.
Strawberry Refresher bar - nice.
I am reading ‘The Big Lie’.
There will be no reviews of ‘Once Upon A Time’ 4x08&4x09 ‘Smash The Mirror 1&2’.
I recall the 1989 ‘Doctor Who’ saga ‘The Curse Of Fenric’ - scary.
I will review ‘Containment’.
“It hurts me to see you not working.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I’ve never had fun sober.”
“That’s shocking to me.”
“A problem with anger.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Imprisoning them in a large internment camp for hedonists where they will be bombarded by loud noises and get to have magical adventures with drunks.”
“GAA-jersey-clad alcoholic Blur fan with poor boundaries.”
“Begone foul succubus.”
“A foul muddy landscape where the brutals listen to a barbaric din.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Trevor menaces the undertaker and so Jason arrests him and Robbie. Trevor takes his shirt off and looks like a bowl of mouldy spud. Nico figures out Kim’s evil deeds. Ziggy won’t wear a shirt. Theresa reappears. Darren annoys. Nobody listens to Nico. A new female gangster shows up to menace Trevor. Lindsey reveals she gave her sister Kath brain damage. Kim stalks Lindsey. Jason collapses. Ben menaces Robbie and Maxine is orange.
On ‘Neighbours’: Josh is awful. Amber is awful. Shelia bores. Brad shuns his wife. Naomi’s fat. Brennan shoves his nose it. Paige interferes more and wants Terese gone. Brad is awful to his wife and is ready to throw 20 years of marriage away for Lauren. Shelia is a moron. Brennan is a tool and Terese learns that Brad regrets his marriage.
“There is an issue?”
“I never said that.”
“Something dodgy happening.”
“It’s dirty money.”
“I’m not being critical pet.”
“Everything I do attracts criticism from you.”
“You don’t respect me.”
Cleared out a tape from 1999. It began with a ‘Nash Bridges’ ep ‘Resurrection’ in which a sniper wanders and Cassidy is presumed dead in a car wreck. Nash is a burk and the sniper isn’t the greatest possible concern. The unfortunate result of the plot is that Cassidy isn’t dead.
“He just dropped.”
Then came a ‘Star Trek Voyager’ ep ‘Timeless’ in which there is time travel. Harry Kim caused Voyager to crash into an ice planet and now 15 years later, he wants to fix it. Starfleet apparently just left Voyager stuck in a glacier for 15 years. Chakotay has a disposable woman. There is asspull plotting, technobabble and bad acting. Geordi is captain of the USS Challenger (in the books, he is still on the Enterprise). There is much talking and a fairly decent SFX scene where Voyager crashes onto the ice planet. This was dull.
“Decks 9 through 14 are now Deck 10.”
“A Borg temporal transmitter.”
“Conspiracy to violate the Temporal Prime Directive.”
“We’re talking to yesterday. Timing is everything.”
“Even if they survived re-entry at this velocity. We wouldn’t.”
Finally there was the 1998 film ‘Dead Man’s Curve’ which was a ‘thriller’ in which vile college students plot and bore.