‘Under The Dome’ promo
Microwave Butter Popcorn - yum.
I am reading ‘Kitty Saves The World’.
Read a ‘Captain America: Civil War’ spoiler that annoys me.
P - please come home.
‘Side Effects’ Quote:
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“She just gave up on us.”
“A history of not caring.”
“Winter times were brutal.”
“Dirty nasty snow.”
“You choose a tunnel.”
“You didn’t choose her.”
‘Dead Man’s Curve’ Quotes:
“You just escalated the situation and established yourself as a threat to me.”
“Hey, rich boy!”
“I don’t give a rat’s ass for your personal well being.”
“Do not, do not throw that bottle!”
“You’re taking a ride down to the security trailer.”
“Nobody ever liked you anyway.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“A shy or serious one.”
“Every member of the audience will want to believe that they are the ones to mend it.”
“The lucky ones stayed out of rehab and made it to the lucrative reunion tour.”
“You do not vote and have no political opinions.”
Diane collapses. Tom is awful. Ste and Harry fight. Sinead wears tiny shorts. Ste has forgotten Doug and John-Paul. Ste proposes to Sinead overlooking the fact that he is married to John-Paul. Where are Pete and Reenie? Peri wears her school uniform skirt up around her armpits. Tom berates her. Price Slice is the only shop in the village. Porsche picks on Celine. Scott disses the Spice Girls musical. Ste and Harry make out in Harry’s school. Inappropriate on so many levels. Tegan carries on poisoning Diane. What is Ste’s appeal? Ste and Harry get naked and Sinead walks in. Tom outs Cameron’s double murder.
“You can forget that.”
“Kissed in that portaloo.”
“Spineless little coward.”
“Lying in a ditch somewhere.”
“We’re getting married.”
“I’m getting married to Sinead now.”
“A poor gay urchin.”
“He’s an ex-con.”
“Sling your hook you.”
“My one true ship.”
“Trap her in a loveless marriage.”
“You won’t be here for much longer.”
Then came a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘The Fifth Halliwheel’ in which Paige is jealous that her half-sisters have men. Nobody notices Cole is possessed by the Source. There are three sisters and only one bathroom. There is yap, yap, yap and Paige stares at Cole and badmouths him. SHUT UP BITCH! This was unrepresentative. There are demonic power brokers, Phoebe steals someone’s job as an advice columnist and Paige goes crazy and is unapologetic.
“New lingerie is in order.”
Then came a ‘Queen Of Swords’ ep ‘The Witness’ in which the run down hick town is protected by Tessa who isn’t recognised in her silk catsuit and tiny lace mask. Peter Wingfield isn’t in this ep. The big bad (Valentine Pelka) is menaced by another big bad (Bo Derek). The big bad’s sidekick (Anthony Lemke) shags the stupid Vera who can’t enunciate properly. Tessa is in peril. This was boring and the Queen of Swords performs her familiar function. This was uninteresting.
Finally there was a ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ season 6 ep ‘Normal Again’ in which the tracking was off. The Trio plot against Buffy. Xander shows up and the others dutifully ignore the pain he caused Anya. This ep prompted intense speculation. Spike annoys. Buffy may be in a madhouse and hallucinating Sunnydale. Her parents show up. Why do the gang still hang out with Andrew in the comics? Dawn whinges. Buffy freaks out and this could have been better.
“You’re in a mental institution.”
“The central figure in a fantastic world.”
“They aren’t as comforting as they once were, are they?”
“Grand villains to battle against.”
“Yeah, that makes sense.”