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‘Mission Impossible’ holiday promo
Santa comes to the North Pole and finds a message from the 88 IMF lot. They all wear horrible clothes except for Nicholas and wish viewers a happy holidays. This looks naff.

‘The Man In The Iron Mask’ (1998) trailer
Louis XIV is a bad king and a tyrant. The musketeers have an intensely completive relationship and a plan. I love this film.

‘Fantastic Four’ TV spot

Gluten free Rocky Road bar slice - yum.
Peanuts - yum.
Vegan organic Italian Tomato & Basil soup - good.
Ginger & Lemongrass drink with Kombucha - nothing special.

Remember the wretched 1993 - 1994 TV show ‘Time Trax’?

I am reading ‘The King’s Concubine’.

The 80s ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ books are remembered.

A new ‘Vorkosigan’ novel in 2016! Yay!

Mick Fanning Quote:
“Thanks for not eating me.

‘The King’s Concubine’ Quote:
“A shameless woman and wanton harlot.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Relevant past behaviour.”

“Yelling rages.”

“The girl from the gutter.”

“I didn’t believe we were engaged.”

“Hitting on the snow plough guy.”

“Theft by deception.”

“Danced in topless bars.”

“Gold-digging maneater.”

“Morally and ethically wrong.”

“I have facts. I have data.”

“Roll into a bar at midnight.”

“You’re a ho!”

“Wouldn’t rational thought kick in?”

“Not the alcohol police.”

“Don’t touch my husband ever!”

“Why are you in that kind of exchange with people?”

“I had not drank.”

“Beyond what is normal in a bar.”

“Feuding about a dog bite.”

“That’s not the issue here.”

“Venting about.”

“She’s been lying.”

“Read these Twitter things.”

“Drain your coping energy.”

“This is meltdown mothering.”

“A life history.”

‘National Geographic’ Quote:
“A border that swallows lives.”

‘Hannibal’ Quotes:
“They are identically different.”

“Incoherent threats.”

“Open him all the way.”

“Did you do this?”
“Of course.”

“Mind coming over here and pulling this needle out of my neck?”

“I snatched Will Graham right out of your mouth.”

‘The Man In The Iron Mask’ (1998) Quotes:
“Smile and nod a lot. And if you get stuck, just wave and announce: continue.”

“You know them better than anyone. Are they a threat to me?”
“If they are a threat, then we need not seek them out. They will find us.”
“Not if you find them first.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Sienna makes a Titanic model. Joe’s still in hospital. Lockie and John-Paul act like dogs in heat. Porsche smashes up Lockie’s car and he gaslights her by claming to be addicted to snooker betting. Reenie tries disability fraud. Dr S’avage does flagrant misrepresentations and lies. Reenie whines about Pete. Characters have lost the run of themselves completely. Leela emotionally traumatises Peri some more. Dr S’avage threatens Reenie with injurious falsehoods. Where is Ben? Porsche is misused. Frankie tries to stop the adoption. Frankie rants about Esther’s baby.

Tom and Peri find Frankie culturally disruptive. Nana shows off her selfie stick. Cleo whines. Porsche drags Lockie to a GA meeting. He sounds like he is from Essex not Scotland. Reenie drinks and her multiple fractures seem to vanish. Reenie calls Sienna “Kate Middleton” and a fight breaks out. Sienna’s Titanic model is smashed and Cleo cries as Reenie endangers society. Porsche is raucous about Lockie coming clean. Reenie is arrested for ABH.

Frankie berates John-Paul overlooking that Craig ditched him and that she tried to steal his son. Where is Matthew? Frankie tries to steal Peri’s baby. Cleo looks up creepy Pete. Lockie is revealed to be cheating on John-Paul with Mercedes. Man whore! Man whore! I’m amazed end stage syphilis isn’t rampant.

Pete blackmails Cleo for sex - she’s too stupid to see it. Mercedes justifies shagging Lockie. How long has it been going on? Where is Cameron? John-Paul calls Mercedes selfish. Diane sobs over the missing Rose. Cleo brings Pete back home, she and everyone else don’t care that he is a sex offender. Scott shows up. Frankie interferes more. Cleo doesn’t care about Porsche. Pete asks Reenie to marry him and then makes Cleo have sex with him. Lockie is a total manwhore. Scott has a Beefcake Boyz poster on his wall.

Why are he and Tegan still doing the fake kidnapping? Mercedes and Lockie make out some more. Tom scrunches up a sonogram. Tegan does something stupid, nothing new there. Nobody cares about Porsche. The McQueens are all awful.

Best Lines:
“You’re in serious trouble.”

“A cheap horrible slapper.”

“I am backed up like a barber’s drain.”

“Get off! Get off!”

“This is a decent family pub.”

“Back of a van. Classy.”

“It’s not all about you.”

“A wife and two lovers.”

“Your grubby man.”
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