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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Backcountry’ (2015) trailer
A couple go in the woods. The man says they don’t need a map or bear spray or to stay on the path or a phone. He also ignores the big paw print. There is a bear, a knife, yelling, flares and a bizarre accent. This looks good.

‘Fargo’ season 2 promo

‘A Deadly Adoption’ trailer

‘The Spoils Of Babylon’ trailer
Parody miniseries with bad wigs and acting. Looks funny.

Best Lines:
“You! Are! A! Bastard!”


P; please come back. People are worried.

Tipsycake muffin - yum.
Chocolate cake chocolate - yum.

Recall Ritz?

I won’t read ‘The Well’ or ‘Ink & Bone’.

I won’t review ‘The Walking Dead’ 5x09 ‘What Happened And What’s Going On’.

Saw clips of old 80s Irish soap ‘Bracken’ which featured a badly dressed Gabriel Byrne as an object of lust.

Who else misses the overblown mini-series genre?

‘Under Ground’ Quote:
“He has absolutely no intention of helping them drag a half-frozen corpse up eight flights of stairs.”

‘Council House Crackdown’ Quote:
“It smells putrid.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“God-awful 1970s shopping centres.”

“Purveyors of dubious chemical highs.”

“Jaw-dropping arrogance.”

“More screaming and yelling! More crawling on the floor!”

“The long and sometimes vitriolic dispute.”

“Emotional extremist.”

“Contemptuously dismissed.”

“Slobbering moderates.”

“Steeped in the ascetic self-denial.”

“Try to solve a dispute with reason.”

“No onlookers stabbing fighters with carpet knives when their backs are turned.”

“That particular breed of brassy women.”

“Hah, what’s he on?”

“Has little but contempt.”

“Living by a lower ethical standard.”

“An endless stream of allegations.”

“Utterly ludicrous.”

“You might go mad and that would be a pity.”

“Ahistorical and absurd.”

“A more sinister interpretation.”

“A discomforting figure.”

“Known for bagging on Instagram and Twitter about their Lamborghini convertibles, pet cheetahs and gold-plated machine guns.”

“Truly unforgivable.”

“Who were always strip-searched.”

“Seemed genuinely aggrieved.”

“Botched retaliatory attempt.”

“Medieval-minded adversaries.”

“Caused an epidemic of addiction and overdoses.”

“Deeply unpopular.”

“Built for hangers-on and leeches.”

“Where’s your clothes? Who are you?”

“Chundered epically.”

“Poste restante.”

“I once sat next to a chicken for 10 hours.”

“Staggering out of a nightclub.”

“Who do you sponge off?”

“Trug-and-muddy-veg label.”

“Pornography from space.”

“Well, you can’t, so don’t.”

“Mushroom ketchup does look a bit like diarrhoea.”


“Gropingly supine.”


“Getting paid to get drunk.”

“But he took his time - 42 years.”

“Having to go around picking up {sex toys} left lying around from the night before.”

“I ask the broker if he any “slutty boats”.”

“Girls clustered at the guardrail, screaming to be let off.”

“Acquired such a terrible collective reputation.”

“The only way to date people is by their nose jobs and gems.”

“The women with Delfina Delettrez jewellery huge lips and older husbands are thirtysomething third wives.”

“Must be worn knickerless.”

“Joyless absurdity.”

“Trapped in a dirty Indian train toilet for two hours.”

“Cut his hand with a machete.”

“The whorehouse on the hill.”

“Collecting sheep poo for her experiments.”

“Nobody ate in French movies, except Depardieu in comedies.”

“Skull-wrenching metal leaked out.”

“I had started to feel a deep hollowness inside; I presumed this was ennui and took it as a good sign.”

“The ennui was really kicking in now.”

“Glossy, insincere executives.”

“Less threatening than an escaped beachball.”

“Seriously humiliating.”

“A deep despond.”

“The “quantum realm”.”

“Become something much sinister.”

“Exhausted imaginations.”


“Abject social failure.”

“Strict social necessities.”

“Want confirmation and authenticity.”

“Slow, unspoken wordiness.”

“Meaningful longueurs.”

“The boy burns down a church, as you would.”

“Dispiritingly sad way.”

“The stable weekend arbiters of what gets shown to a family sofa on Sundays.”

“Fascist characters.”

“Schlock noir.”

“A liberal paragon.”

“Social pretension.”

“Emetic condescension.”

“Bogus sentimentally.”

“Precipitous fall.”

“Unlikely to cause any trouble.”


“Stultifying effects.”

“Disturbingly vile.”

“Convincing menace.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I never abused my daughter.”
“Then why are you in jail?”

“I don’t just snap.”

“A concerned look on his face.”

“I did not do this.”

“Inappropriately aggressive.”

“Interrogated my in-laws.”

“Am I in America?”

“This false diagnosis.”

“Catching her that way is abuse.”

‘Joanna Lumley’s Trans-Siberian Adventure’ Quote:
“The large gentleman to my right is watching my every move.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: In uncharacteristically subdued fashion we learn Esther isn’t dead. Reenie gets shoved down a flight of steps by Sienna. Kim acts crazy - she is really really crap at the villainous role. They turned her bad to make Lindsey look good. Frankie is adversarial and nasty and won’t let Grace and Trevor see their baby. Dylan tries to be a hardman. The emotionally stilted Lockie and John-Paul are vile and have hostility to Porsche. Maybe she is angry because they accused her of lying about Pete sexually assaulting her. I have no desire to see Sienna and Dr S’avage play panzer commander and the milkmaid. TPTB need to fix this show.
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