‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ trailer
Bruce stares, Alfred looks like a hipster, Holly Hunter sounds medicated, Lex has hair, a trashed Robin suit, kryptonite, war, Wonder Woman and the Batmobile gets trashed. Looks good.
‘Doctor Who’ series 9 trailer
Bad hair, monsters, Daleks, Missy and endless endless Clara. Not impressed.
‘Mission Impossible’ 2x06 promo
Stock footage and Max is menaced.
‘Australia’s Hardest Criminals’ promo
No.
Best Line:
“Complete fruit loop.”
‘Inside Out’ promo
Nope.
Best Lines:
“You too anger.”
“Don’t touch me.”
‘The Saboteurs’ promo
Interested.
‘Witnesses’ promo
French crime drama - maybe.
‘Fired By Mum & Dad’ promo
No.
‘Broad City’ promo
“I’m sorry I got you maced.”
RIP Roger Rees.
Anyone else recall the Buckaroo toy? Or the 1983 to 1987 ‘Fraggle Rock’?
I wouldn’t mind having a natural bathing pond in the garden.
Seville orange choc - nice.
After Eight brownie - yum.
Toffee macaroon - divine.
Chilli fries - okay.
Blue cheese dip - okay.
Galaxy’s instant hot choc - okay.
‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Never asked the Germans to start this nonsense.”
‘The Young Ones’ Quotes:
“A filthy dirty ‘orrible toilet.”
“You spotty little bastard!”
‘White Chicks’ Quote:
“Holy Christ!”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“The calculated and vicious release of false innuendo to sully his reputation.”
“Remains intolerant of deviations from the polished norm.”
“Kingsley wouldn’t have liked it, but he didn’t like much.”
“If you don’t know what a decent suit is someone can give you advice.”
“Known for “wandering aimlessly through Tallaght”.”
“The car park that time, good taste and practicality forgot.”
“Not exactly sparkling with the recent kiss of toilet duck.”
“All soggy and morose.”
‘Flowers In The Attic’ Quotes:
“This is all we have now.”
“Beautiful, prideful and weak.”
‘Irish Independent’ Quotes:
“Tottering around on big heels.”
“Such a rapid decline in his reputation.”
“Epically ill-judged.”
‘The Fever’ Quotes:
“Like living at the bottom of an old man’s shoe.”
“Making occasional, unwelcome reappearances.”
“Locked in a cage by a man she met on the internet.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I’m onto you mommy!”
“Even their cable guy...reported him to CPS.”
“Beat your ass.”
“Shut your mouth over there.”
“A bad seed.”
“Grow up and learn.”
“Disrespectful little brat.”
“I’m the king of this house.”
“Little bastard.”
‘The Daily Telegraph’ Quotes:
“A sacred social totem.”
“Weeping over the sausage rolls.”
“A left-on-the-shelf lather.”
“He cheats it well.”
“Don’t be so big.”
“Nobody flunks acting.”
“That’s a constant fear.”
“Unapologetically crass.”
“Brusingly confrontational.”
“Mischievous malcontent.”
“Comic flaccidity.”
“Biopic corn.”
“Creepy, muffled tenor.”
“Whinge-drinking naffness.”
“The gaspers.”
“Chainsmoked in the Cortina with the windows closed and we were grateful.”
“Moral turpitude.”
‘Teen Mom 2’ Quote:
“People are lying dude.”
‘Futurama’ Quote:
“Snake door. Roger.”
“Teen Mom OG’ Quote:
“Negativity of stuff.”
‘UnREAL’ Quotes:
“Not wife material.”
“Act a little bit more charming.”
“Be a good meat puppet.”
“More pillar candles.”
“You’re now fired.”
Dear relative: thank god you have left. You were ungrateful, lazy and barged into rooms, sat down and talked excessively. You never said thanks; you whined, hogged food and acted like the world owes you something. Stop obsessing over the 80s - they’re done.
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Joe and Mercedes decide to have their baby. Mercedes recalls that Bobby exists. Freddie apologies to Joe. Cleo is an idiot and seems to regard Porsche as competition for Pete. It’s impossible to have sympathy for her. Maxine somehow gets into Patrick’s flat and sees him collapsed on the floor. She learns about his MND but has no idea what it is.
Best Lines:
“I told you! I’m drunk!”
“I can be trusted. I can do trust.”