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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Humans’ 1x04 promo
Laura is wholly offensive.

‘A Daughter’s Nightmare’ trailer
Victoria Pratt marries the guy next door Paul Johansson. She gets sick and this looks daft.

Best Lines:
“My wellness tea.”

“Adam’s insane.”

‘Girlfriend From Hell’ (1989) trailer
A guy goes on a date with satan. This has bad CGI, ugly 80s attire and big hair. This looks hilarious.

Best Line:
“We don’t invite Maggie along with us anymore.”

‘Blame It On The Bellboy’ (1992) promo
Nope.

‘Days Of Our Lives’ Quotes:
Stefano intones pompously and the returned Tony (the real one) shows hints that despite not being a Dimera by blood, he is one in spirit. Since when are the Dimeras from Tuscany? Shouldn’t EJ be only 10 years old? Why hasn’t Stefano been deported for all his crimes? After being trapped on an island for 20 plus years - where did Tony get the suit? Stefano really doesn’t do emotional nurturing of his many, many offspring.

Best Line:
“It’s so good to be back.”

‘Once Upon A Crime’ promo
A great trailer but a crap movie.

Indian Spice Sprouted Crackers - yum.
Original Philadelphia - yum.
Mango Aloe Vera drink - yum.
Basil pesto - okay.
Gluten free White Chocolate & Cranberry cookies - okay.
Made more gluten free cupcakes - nice but too dry.

Chocolate diamonds? Peach morganite? Strawberry gold? Blueberry tanzanite? I want!

I am reading ‘Property Of A Lady Faire’.

Vegan barbecues are a thing?

A ‘Das Boot’ remake?

Anyone recall the really terrible TV show ‘Thunder In Paradise’?

I will review ‘GI Joe - Retaliation’. Channing Tatum hates ‘GI Joe’ but I liked ‘Rise of Cobra’.

‘Days Of Our Lives’ Quotes:
“Bart get out of the way.”

“Love the face. Had it for a long time.”

“Mine soon exclusively.”

“Bad EJ.”

“I’m sure you’d get up and deny if it you could.”

“My father. Not yours.”

“He said: look behind you.”

“It’s been Andre the whole time!”
“Yes, of course it is...You really think I did not know the difference between my son and his cousin?”

“This is the one son that did not disappoint me. Your brother was lacking in loyalty and strength of purpose.”

“Reap what you sew.”

“A Brady woman is carrying my children! Dimera children!”

“Andre scares me.”

“He’s psychotic.”

“Which counts me, the gardener’s bastard, out.”
“Thank you.”

“This godforsaken family.”

“Is he really dying this time?”

“I know that you have all been struggling with this decision.”
“Oh, not me.”

‘12 Monkeys’ deleted scenes Quotes:
“Upon this ashes of a once great society.”

“The darkness came again.”

“The sanctuary that is our home.”

‘The Cape’ Quotes:
“You’re sceptical?”
“That’s one adjective.”

“There is no Chess, Peter. There’s only you.”

Happy Endings’ Quote:
“Do you even know a farmer?”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Cast into the wilderness of public contempt.”

“Their tiara appeal.”

“When will the verse start?”

“Nasty narration.”

“Buff-looking beggars.”

“Deific megalomania.”

“Moral and social degradation.”

“A moral evil.”

“A strong and bitter heritage.”

“Bland, fashionable ailments.”

“Drinks a carton of rose through a straw.”

“Sounding horrifically middle-class.”

“Each time shamefully.”

“A face like a failed muppet.”

“The writing is so self-indulgently otiose and so ponderously self-conscious.”

“Without any apparent effort at all.”

“Lots of intense emoting.”

“Bored, cold and resentful.”

“Insidious accusation.”

“Disappointingly devoid.”

‘Sunday Independent’ Quotes:
“Out-titted.”

“Every time I asked him a difficult question, he pretended he couldn’t hear it.”

“Recollective quality.”

“Enlivened his dinner parties by levelling a shotgun at those guests he suspected of pacifist tendencies.”

“Became an active member of a nudist colony.”

“Spectacular failure.”

“Strange and terrible scenes.”

“Some toxic combination.”

“In a variety of unappealing poses.”

“Ridiculous aspiration and gloss.”

“Insanely bitchy.”

‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“Collective overreaction.”

“Sang with the toothless gargle.”

“Cruel lack of respect.”

“The hippie elements.”

“Ineffective behaviour.”

“All the booze was nicked the night before.”

“The lettuce tasted like leaves made of fish.”

“Waking up in a stranger’s bed - or once, a stranger’s dog bed.”

“Do you remember crying and saying everyone loved me more than you?”

“Not edible at all.”

“Memories simply don’t form.”

“Slightly mannered.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Looking for evidence of affairs.”

“Destroyed by lies.”

“Every ounce of truth.”

“Communicating inappropriately.”

“Had phone sex.”

“Do you think you’re trustworthy?”

“What are you pretending not to know?”

“No. I don’t believe you.”

“Cheated on you and been inappropriate.”

“Is this a real thing?”

“His inability to not flirt with other women.”

“Our marriage sucks so bad.”

“Rehab speak.”

“Caught dead in a lie.”

“Went through the disclosure.”

“Ignores our children.”

“Dysfunction and distrust.”

“I don’t accept that.”

“His wedding ring was flushed down the toilet and his phone was thrown in the pool.”

“Neither of them are happy.”

“Affected home relations.”

“But you don’t believe him.”

“Very smug and aloof.”

“Very bought into her feelings.”

“Ego states.”

“Nothing you can ever do to vindicate yourself.”

"Don't judge me girl!"

“But I’m not leaving.”

‘Property Of A Lady Faire’ Quotes:
“Something was creeping up on me. And not in a good way.”

“Surrender yourself and your woman.”

“Because she’s dead.”
“What happened to her?”
“A painting ate her.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“My first draft read like the Unabomber’s manifesto written on poppers and home brew.”

“Not a subject for conversation.”
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