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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Magic Mike XXL’ trailer
Hell no.

‘Ant-Man’ trailer
This looks ridic.

‘Slow West’ trailer
WTF?

‘Odyssey’ promo
What she knows will change America, unless this is cancelled.

‘Fire In The Sky’ (1993) trailer
Based on a true story? Um?

Simple cheese sandwich - good.
Smirnoff Ice - good.
Popcorn - good.

Anyone recall that ‘The Venus DeMilo Instead’ one off BBC drama?

I won’t read ‘The Breach’, ‘Snow Like Ashes’, ‘The Lost Sisterhood’ or ‘The Summoning’.

Dear relative: stop breathing like an obscene phone caller, shouting on your phone and talking about random crap nobody cares about. Your phone isn’t lost - it is in your pocket. Stop stealing food, drinking and eating reeking fish.

‘Teen Mom 2’ Quote:
“I’m responsible.”

‘16 & Pregnant’ Quote:
“I feel judged.”

‘Marry Me’ Quotes:
You used to watch your violence shows.”

“The stabbing, the nudity.”

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“A massive injustice.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Worried about being “seen”.”

“Professionals give way too much advice.”

“Can also prevent problems escalating.”

“Vilify parents.”

“Proves an insurmountable obstacle.”

“Has to be given respect.”

“Big difference between not being willing to and not being able.”

“Fear is the central emotion for all.”

“Wasn’t necessarily mindful.”

“Without seeming to offer a choice.”

“They are being silenced today.”

“An orgy of rampant causal app encounters.”

“Contentment.”

“Roll his eyes rudely.”

“Achieved the feat of getting fired from his own company.”

“Fear of repercussions.”

“Sheer doggedness.”

“Framed in a criminal context.”

“Potentially punishable.”

“To be sufficiently ill.”

“A range of presumptions.”

“The infamous flowerpot incident.”

‘Neighbours’ Quotes:
“Old bird’s checking me out.”

“That’s generally what he does.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“The wife from hell.”

“Calls you despicable names.”

“He thinks it's fake.”

“Your mommy’s a whore.”

“Entering your delusional system.”

“I’m done with your crap.”

“Sending nude pictures.”

“At least 8 affairs.”

“A very evil person.”

“With a wife like her, who needs an enemy?”

“Lies a lot.”

“Flat out lying.”

“Emotionally invested in him.”

“Did that happen?”

“Can I say something?”
“Not yet.”

“I wasn’t in that household, thank god.”

“Carefully review your response.”

“Bringing men into the home.”

“Change your answer.”

“A horrible mother.”

“Her parent’s toxic behaviour.”

“You did too. Stop lying.”

“It has ruined us.”

“You may not like the outcome.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Long, thin goblin-fingers.”

“Tried to do words at you.”

“Our eternal adoration.”

“The brain Gestapo completely up your underpants.”

“Mistrust, defensiveness and gloomy prognostication.”

“A regressive devotion to propriety.”

“Dignity and care.”

“Share. Just share.”

“Tiring for them.”

“Smiling is, like, so basic.”

“Hiked along a riverbed until they found the right number of photogenic boulders to straddle in hotpants.”

“Pot noodle burger.”

“Fake peril.”

“Showroom doyenne.”

“Knows she is on television and is supposed to be saying stuff like that.”

“An ingenious device for masking irreconcilable positions.”

“Who are biddable.”

“The enemy of compromise.”

“Ardent desire.”

“Sanding the ballroom floor by hand.”

“Both desperate and pointless.”

“Her unfettered drama.”

“An emotionally depleted lounge ballad.”

“The last surviving member of the jazz-era elite.”

“Induce ill-discipline.”

“This is an emotion ball.”

“Do not deserve their rights.”

‘Game Of Thrones’ comments:
A man has his daughter burnt at the stake to be king. Zombies rise and Jon Snow looks blank. Cersai is hurled in a cell, hit with a ladle and reduced to licking water off the floor and having no hair braids. Oh boo hoo.

Best Line:
“I am the queen!”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: there are new opening credits: Mercedes crunches on a new apple, Tony and Harry are together, as are Tegan and Leela, Esther is in with the Osbournes, Trevor and Grace are together, Phoebe is still in there. Anyway Porsche drinks, Lockie is useless and Joe is sympathetic. Porsche berates Lockie. Mercedes and John-Paul chat. Phoebe is still in a coma. John-Paul sees Ste and Sinead making out and laughs. Ste doesn’t apologise. Where are Patrick, Minnie and Maxine?

Trevor and Sienna have a confrontation. Orange Scott is gross and Sinead tries to throw him out. Sienna does eye based acting. John-Paul tells Ste and Sinead what he thinks of them at long, long last. Sienna confronts Nico and has no shame. Since when do Tegan and Scott know each other? Sienna gives Nico a good slap. Nico and her mother have perfect GHD hair. Porsche drinks bizarre unbranded beer and cries. Lockie calls her a tart. Sienna plots. Lindsey ignores Joe Jnr and all sense because she is captivated by hypnotoad Freddie. Phoebe is dying. Scott floods Diane’s flat.

John-Paul and Lockie go for it instead of watching porn like regular guys. Women are sexually voracious devils. John-Paul visits Robbie in prison and Robbie yells because self restraint is an unknown quantity. John-Paul recalls his dead sisters. This show has no confident normal guys just nervous weirdoes or crazy nerds. Dr S’avage wants to shag Sienna. Nico’s issues may be caused by inbreeding. Ben (Ben Richardson of ’Footballers Wives’) is rugged. Where is Myra? Ben provides solace and reassurance. Lindsey is an excruciating scourge.

Best Lines:
“She may not have overdosed through choice.”

“Armpit hair.”

“Ste’s with me now. Deal with it.”

“Classy as ever Sinead.”

“Shut up, you idiot.”

“The fairy Scott-mother is at hand.”

“You look how I feel.”

“I strongly suggest you step away sir.”

“My gay husband has left me for a woman.”

“This is my actual life.”
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